Human Being of the 2nd kind !

Human Beings to my belief are of 3 kinds. Unmarried Male, Married Male, and Female. I propose that scientifically they should be distinguished as Homo Sapiens and Home (read that as homay.. sounds scientific) Sapiens. The 3rd type doesn't need any distinction though it might be said and felt, is the most dominating of the three. The 2nd variety of the species I believe has over the ages evolved into a highly adaptive, receptive, predictive and preemptive kind. The interesting part is that, the second part is a metamorphosed version of the first kind, however defying every law science it does not have any traits or characteristics of its parent. A DNA analysis on this matter is yet to be performed and that I believe needs to be performed by the first type (for all who are already confused...first type refers to unmarried male).

Let’s now delve into how this metamorphosis takes place.

•The most drastic change is in the eating habits. Brunch in the weekends is now a forgotten concept, as one is already half way through the day at the time of brunch. Wholesome food becomes a part the diet, which in turn results in a change in measurement in the lower abdominal area. Wine replaces beer as the drink of choice. Home cooked food should be a reason for delight.

•Refreshing the wardrobe which was previously undertaken on a as needed basis now becomes a bi-weekly ritual. There is a conscious effort to make it quality compliant, given a chance it might be grilled through the PCMM standards. Even documenting it is important, as there is a monthly exit test on the stats of the process.

•The cozy bed which was earlier used also as a book rack, a computer table, a CD holder, a walk in closet is now only a butt resting place.

•Quiet dinners at home with guests are in, Night Outs with friends at the local pubs and discos are a POC. A Statement earlier is only a Suggestion now.

•The Kitchen all of a sudden becomes cramped with, plates distinguished separately for guests and self, knives designated for different items, glasses designated for different drinks (I wish it was for liquor), detergents designated for utensils and washing hands, toasters, juicers, grinders, grillers, mixies, tea coasters, coffee makers and the list is endless.

•Add to this one is supposed to keep a track of new household grocery store coming up in locality, the cheapest grocery store in town, furniture outlets giving discounts, different brands of female cosmetic products, gold rate in the jewelry market, the most happening holiday destination and some more.

Coming back to the important point where we started of. The formation and existence of this second type of species has long been ignored and whether this metamorphosed version is beneficial for the human race is still a topic of discussion and debate. On the contrary one should keep in mind that the birth of this second kind stemmed from the requirement of a happy and peaceful living of the third kind.